[quote=paolazzo;512587]Due amiche, dopo aver convinto i mariti, riescono ad uscire a cena da sole per svagarsi un pò. Fra una chiacchiera e l'altra e dopo due bottiglie di buon vino, lo champagne, i limoncelli e qualche amaro, si fa tardi
e decidono di tornare a casa.
Completamente ubriache escono dal ristorante e mentre camminano nella notte sentono l'impellente bisogno di fare pipì. Una delle due dice: "Entriamo in quel cimitero, lì non ci vedrà nessuno".
Così la prima si sfila le mutandine, fa una pisciata epocale, usa gli slip per asciugarsi e poi li butta, mentre l'altra che porta biancheria intima firmata alla quale tiene molto, si sfila le mutandine, le mette in tasca e stacca un nastro da una corona di fiori per asciugarsi.
La mattina dopo il marito della prima telefona all'altro dicendo: "Sono un uomo distrutto, mia moglie è tornata alle 5 di mattina, ubriaca fradicia e senza mutande, quindi l'ho cacciata di casa.
L'altro risponde: non dirlo a me, la mia è tornata ubriaca, senza mutande e con una coccarda viola infilata nel culo con su scritto: "Non ti dimenticheremo mai, Pino, Lucio, Antonio, Gino e tutti gli amici della Palestra".
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